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Please be advised that I may not be online much this weekend as the weather is horrible and floods have been prevalent which means I may actually lose internet at some point. 


nyx613 asked:

Have you retrieved the muskets for the Captain? I have the alcohol and torture equipment lined up and raring to go. Let's capture some Unicorn Fodder!!!



"Why ‘capture’? M’not babysitting all those people. Unless you’re willing to do so." 

Well, it’s not exactly babysitting if they’re caged in the dark with rats gnawing at their toes…But that would probably get me fired. SO, how about we just spike all their food and make them hallucinate?


kīlauea, one of hawaii’s youngest and most active volcanoes, has been spewing lava continuously for over thirty years, making it the longest rift zone eruption of the last two hundred years.

despite a melted tripod and shoes, toxic gases (which can become lethal should the winds change direction), and scolding ocean steam, miles morgan captured these shots of the volcano’s crater and of the lava which spews from it for a six mile, four hour journey to the sea. (also captured by chance was a meteor seen in the first photo)

said miles, “when you are within about two hundred yards of the ocean’s edge, you are standing on nothing but cooled lava of questionable thickness, called the bench, which is massively unstable. if you happen to be on the bench when it collapses [which happens often, in chunks measured in acres], there is no chance for survival.”

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